Hmmm…. Well… How long has it been? What… happened? What’s been happening? Many things, that’s what. Things I haven’t talked about. I’ve...

Ummmm… Hi… ……………….. This is a little late… Only by a month… or two… The events in this post have taken a toll on me. As you can see, the...

HOWDY! Today is a special day. 15 years ago, I created my YouTube channel and started uploading videos. Below is a video I made about the...

Greetings. Greetings. T’IS THE SEASON! How are things? It’s only been… checks calendar Five months… ………… Ok, I didn’t it’s been that...

WHERE AM I?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!?! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE?!?!? Oh, another three months. Sorry about that. I’ve just been busy with...

Hi. How’s life? Is it just… PEACHY? ARE YOU HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME? I KNOW I AM. LOOK AT THE LAST PHOTO. LOOK AT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS....

Ummmm. Hi. I’ve noticed a trend has been happening these past few years. I vanish at the beginning of the year. Seems to happen during...

YO! How have things been? Things are chill over here… literally. Canada is releasing a big fart and it’s going to cause a snowstorm and...

GREETINGS! Today is Thanksgiving. Turkeys everywhere. It is required that you give me thanks today. Your thanks can be given to my Paypal...

HEY! What are you doing here? Who let you in my house? GET OUT! Don’t make me get the spatula. Oh, wait. Sorry, my bad. I’ve been on edge...

YO! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! I demand a cake with a card from everyone reading. It’s mandatory. I will find you if you...

Hello there. How are things? Don’t tell me, I don’t care. :-| Sorry. I’m grumpy. My car died. This is the third water pump to go out....

GREETINGS! Have you paid the toll to visit this blog post? You must pay the toll if you didn't. If you don't.............. ......... I...

YO! How are things? You good? Do you need a cookie? I did buy some cake. Why? BECAUSE I COULD! I WANTED CAKE!! SO I BOUGHT A CAKE!!!! AND...

HOWDY! Sorry I vanished for a month or two. The same thing happened last year. It seems to happen during Winter. Maybe it’s because…. I...

HELLO! Merry Christmas! Oh… I’m a day late. I’ll just leave, I guess. ……………………. ………………… ……………. ………. …… … . Wait! I have something to show...

Greetings. I’ve been very busy. DID YOU KNOW! There is a fungal infection that destroys your toenails! I’ve been reading about it because...

Hi there. Before we get started, I’m hungry. I don’t know what I want. I’ll just make a simple sandwich. Quick and easy. Would you like...

HEY! YOU! Where’s my money? Did you forget? You must have forgot. It’s fine. I’ll send the dogs over. The little dog will have a tiny...

HEY HEY HEY!!! Today is an important day. I’ve been uploading these photos of myself for 13 years! That’s a long time. Let’s look back at...