GREETINGS! Today is Thanksgiving. Turkeys everywhere. It is required that you give me thanks today. Your thanks can be given to my Paypal...

GREETINGS! Have you paid the toll to visit this blog post? You must pay the toll if you didn't. If you don't.............. ......... I...

YO! How are things? You good? Do you need a cookie? I did buy some cake. Why? BECAUSE I COULD! I WANTED CAKE!! SO I BOUGHT A CAKE!!!! AND...

HOWDY! Sorry I vanished for a month or two. The same thing happened last year. It seems to happen during Winter. Maybe it’s because…. I...

HELLO! Merry Christmas! Oh… I’m a day late. I’ll just leave, I guess. ……………………. ………………… ……………. ………. …… … . Wait! I have something to show...